the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to read

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to breathe

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!