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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to nit propely

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to read braile.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!