The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!