The power to control your own mind.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Facebook.

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the power to die....

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!