The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to come second in any race

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!