The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Black power

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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black people

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The power to understand irony.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be born.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!