power to orgasm over long distances

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to see through glass

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The Power to die at will

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to see through water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!