The power to eat food

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn apples into pears

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to never end your .

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!