the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!