The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!