The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!