The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to speak Braille.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!