The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to live through torture.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!