the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to get older every second

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!