The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to go part way through walls

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!