The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!