The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!