The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!