The power to transform into yourself.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!