The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!