Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!