The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!