the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to swim on land

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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the power to poo pineapples

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The ability to breath under lava

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!