the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to nit propely

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!