the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to bleed

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power of Being stupid

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!