The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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the power to never get spam

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!