The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to speak in morse code

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the power to nit propely

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to die....

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!