The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!