The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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Poop

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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i like pie.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!