The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see through air.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to see through water

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to slip on anything.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!