Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power die if you think.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to fart flames

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to see through glass

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!