The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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the power to nit propely

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The power to never end your .

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The power to eat food

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!