The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to read braile.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!