The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to die and get away with it

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Menstrual blood bending!

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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to be bradley

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!