the power to be powerless

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!