The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to see through anything except air.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power of being republican

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the power to smell like feet

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to hear morse code.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!