The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power rangers

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!