The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!