The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!