the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!