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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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The power to pointlessly read books really fast
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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow
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The ability to have no abilities.
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea
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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!
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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.
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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.
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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you
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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.
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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth
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The power to call gkraatz gay
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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.
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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will
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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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the power to poo every time someone asks you out
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The power to make pointless super powers
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the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time
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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.
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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
