the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Steel kidneys

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!