the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!