The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!