The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to see through glass.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The Power to be aqua man

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!