The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!