The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The ability to Hi

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!