The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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the ability to hover

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The powers of a burnt face

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!