The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The ability to Hi

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!