The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to restate the obvious.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!