The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to grammar.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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NMR Vision

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the power to suck your elbow

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!