The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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To stab Djones

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Retractable teeth

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!