the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!